Kenyan millionaire to manufacture tissue paper in revenge for Trump’s name calling

What the tissue would look like

Just a week after Donald Trump called Kenyan athletes that won in Beijing cheap “frauds and conmen”, a Kenyan-American has started manufacturing tissue papers in the US bearing Trump’s ugly image. Businessman Gideon Munguti vowed to teach Trump a lifetime lesson although no one knew how he was planning to go by. Munguti and other Keyans are up in arms against Trump’s body-shaming derogatory remarks calling Kenyans names.
According to 26 year old Munguti, Trump belongs to the toilet because what he diarrhoeas verbally is more futile and can only be compared to the sewage. Speaking to Politica, Munguti said he and other like minded fellow will do all it takes to bring Trump and his campaigns down. “Trump deserves to wipe all shit and escort it to destination” Explained Munguti as he shrugged proudly. Recently Kenyans from all walks of life created a twitter hashtag dubbed #someonetellTrump, to warn him to stay away from the mighty people of Kenya. Munguti says he has another pending surprise for arrogant Trump and he’ll be unleashing it soon, reports Politica.