Dumb burglar crawls naked into bed with couple after robbing them only to discover the man has a gun

32-year-old Richard Dean Defeudis

An Oregon man was arrested Thursday after he broke into a Portland home and then began gathering items of value. He then stripped naked, crawled into bed with the couple who live there and kissed the man, who turned out to have a gun, police said. Richard Dean Defeudis, 32, was held on $310,000 bail in the Multnomah County Jail pending arraignment on charges of first- and second-degree burglary, first-degree sex abuse and unlawful use of a weapon.
The man woke up to find the burglar sitting on top of him, holding a knife, police said. When the man pulled a gun, the burglar hurriedly put on his pants and fled — chased by the now fully awake man, who fired three shots but missed, according to the report.
Defeudis, who has an extensive arrest record in Oregon and California, was arrested in a vacant house nearby and was treated at a hospital for possible drug-related symptoms, police said.
The victims, who weren't identified, aren't expected to face any charges, police said